Saturday, April 11, 2009

facial...

my mum persuaded me to do facial, which is the last thing i want to do since it hurts like retarded fuck, if u have pimples, seriously, it was hell.

so i went to this beauty saloon and did facial, but, they said i have sinus,which i was like, wtf? sinus? and went thru sinus treatment as well, well, since the covered my eyes with clothing, or whatever that was, i cant see what they did to me, but they lit up something, like a candle or something similar, but then again, since my eyes were covered, it could be a different thing. it doesnt hurt tho, except when the smokes went into my nasal cavity, it was as if someone poke a needle up in my nose.

when that was done, they steamed my face, it was well, say misty. here is when the real nightmare begins, they, suck up my face with some sort of vacuum, or at least it felt like it. That didnt hurt that much tho, until they were trying to 'keluarkan jerawat' i swear to god, if i were a little boy, i would piss in my pants, she warned me it would be painful, but i cant clearly remember the pain of the previous facial, so i thought to myself, it couldnt be that bad, and she squeezed my pimples with something needle like, and it lasted for 10 minutes, and everytime she squeezed, i constantly remind myself to 'kill' the nerves, meaning that, concentrating something in my mind, and ignore the rest, boy it worked alright, for 5 seconds, and PAP the excruciating pain comes again.

after that 'experiences for goodness' passed, i thought the worst was over, was i wrong or wat, she said:
"nie sakit skit eh, untuk matikan jerawat tuh"
i reminded myself, well she said 'skit' it wouldn't be that bad,
and she apply it on my face,
I WAS STUNNED, it was as if someone poured acid on my face, and tcursed, quite a lot, and she asked me to stop, because she said she felt the pain too, and i laughed, like the satanic laughed, shit that, and it was over, fuhh, but she promised me it wouldn't be this bad the next time, AND I HOLD TO HER WORDS, 30 more days to the next appointment, ouch?

PS: i know i write like a 12 year old, shut up.

3 comments:

  1. heheh.. comel. 12 years old ea??

    saje cOmment, ur post nih remind me of my 1st facial treatment. saket gila!! heheh

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  2. dude..even i haven't experience facial... lucky you(or not).... Hehehe....

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  3. Gahahah, lawak lawak :D
    Kesian at the same time. I mean for a guy, basuh muka pun dah cukup :P

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